there are 29 days from april first to april 30th

Well, alot of things could happen, I know in ontario you wouldn't even have your G1(learners permit) and you would have to wait an additional 2 years before you could get that, and you would get demerit points and probably be charged or something.

Nothing really, if you lose a small amount of blood you could get dizzy but nothing serious would happen to you unless you were anemic.

Yes, the government can take money out of your wages, for income tax. There are other deductions as well, if you are in a union, they will deduct so much money afrom every pay to ensure you are covered for your benfits by the union.

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